Comments on: NFLers Beware: Big Brother Is Always Watching

By: Powercat

Powercat — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:15:21 +0000

Attn: Roger

Larry Johnson just arrived at a bar where women are present.

By: Dan Anderson

Dan Anderson — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:20:25 +0000

The NFL is just trying to protect its players and its image.

By: Rod Allen

Rod Allen — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:12:06 +0000

These players thought they wouldn't have to deal with curfews once they left college.

By: All Washed Up

All Washed Up — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:53:52 +0000

"White man wearing sunglasses"? Sounds suspicious. White men never wear sunglasses. Unless it's sunny.

By: X-Factor

X-Factor — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:24:36 +0000

The NFLPA can thank Pacman Jones' little Vegas shootout for this.

By: Plaxico Rent-A-Car

Plaxico Rent-A-Car — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:05:59 +0000

Does this policy also cover the NFL's cheerleaders? Because some of them have been known to draw penises and swaskitas on sleeping friends without permission.

By: My Name Aint Earl

My Name Aint Earl — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:54:14 +0000

Phase II: electronic monitoring collars.

By: Dunder Mifflin Security Guard

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:52:23 +0000

In order to help players & fans gets used to these new security measures, the NFL has developed this commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c

By: Eager Beaver

Eager Beaver — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:48:51 +0000

If the NFL made their players wear diapers, they wouldn't have to worry about them sneaking off the bathroom & out of their sight.

By: Vandy Is Dandy

Vandy Is Dandy — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:44:36 +0000

He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for Goodell's sake!