NFL Player Roy Williams Likes To Treat His Dates To McDonalds

NFLER TREATS THE LADIES LIKE LIONS TREAT THEIR FANS: Roy Williams of the Detroit Lions gives us a appallingly pathetic glimpse, via the DETROIT FREE PRESS, into his personal life.

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Williams, who is making $1,515,000 as a member of the NFL team this year on his ideal date: “I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I’d take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn’t be Morton’s or nothing like that. … I am cheap, I’m a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I’m just really cheap, man.

The swinging bachelor also apparently thinks it’s OK not to tip a food server: “There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ … The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free.

Based on what the “pizza man” probably now does to Williams’ pies, we’re hoping for Roy’s sake that Dominos has a pizza-sized condom in development.