• A new sad wrinkle in the NFL boat ordeal: Survivor Nick Schuyler says his friend Will Bleakley died in his grasp before being washed out to sea.

(Nick Schuyler [L], Will Bleakley [R])

But for some Detroit sports radio hosts, the whole thing is pretty funny.

• The Dallas Cowboys bid toodle-oo to Terrell Owens.

• San Francisco learns you don’t buck horns with badminton badasses.

• Every breath you take, every move you make, Michael Strahan will be watching you.

• A porn star who slept with Pat Burrell calls the former Phillie “immature“.

• A-Rod has a cyst on his hip & a torn labrum, and having surgery might keep him out of the lineup for up to 4 months.

• Arizona State coach Dennis Erickson cares not for the Internet’s opinions.

• Howie Long’s baseball-pitching son finally following his father’s footsteps into football?

• And the winner of today’s Lewis Clinch signature caption contest is…

Nelson, with a tip to Tommy Tutone: Let’s see… 8…6…7…5…3…0…9… Jenny, Jenny… who can I turn to…??? (Ha, ha!)

Thanks to everyone for playing. A new contest will be written up tomorrow.