Apparently, someone at THE ST. PETERSBURG TIMES was bored beyond belief. How do we know this? Because the paper compiled a list of the greatest athlete-celebrity couples of all time.

After rating them in different categories on a scale of 1 to 50 and tabulating the totals, Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe easily triumphed, with Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf coming in second.

On the flip side, Mike Tyson and Robin Givens edged Chuck Finley and Tawney Kitaen to finish last. Of Kitaen, the Times wrote, “Best remembered for slithering on car in Whitesnake video.”

Not so fast, pal. To some of us, she’ll always be best known for her role as the future Mrs. Rick Gassko in the 1984 cinematic classic, Bachelor Party.

By the way, anybody got an egg beater?