TAKES A LOT OF GREEN TO ENJOY THESE FANTASY GREENS: Even wanted to live the life of a golf star like Phil Mickelson & John Daly, but figured you weren’t in good enough shape? Well, as long as your wallet is healthy, you can now eat, sleep and swing like the pros do!

THESTREET.COM birdies the news about a fantasy camp for all you 4-iron flailers. It’s called the the TaylorMade Tour Experience at Reynolds Plantation, and it’s scheduled to start penciling in foursomes in April.

During your 3-day stay at the Georgia resort, you’ll be teeing off and toasting after-dinner drinks with such marquee names as David Toms and Joe Ogilvy. Best of all, you don’t have to bring your own clubs.

When you arrive for your giddy golf experience, the TaylorMade company will fit you with your own delxue drivers and perfect putters. And it’s not just a matter of getting a generic set - TaylorMade uses a “state-of-the-art motion-analysis system” to design the right club for you.

The system comprises of “nine high-speed cameras, a computer, and a launch monitor to collect and crunch any and all relevant information about your swing.” So if you hit any water hazards or sand traps, it’s your own damn fault.

How much will such an ace adventure set you back? Oh, only about $9,000 - plus tax & tip & shoe rental. So, start saving today! The TaylorMade Tour Experience promises to be a hole-in-one!