If MMA is mainstream, why weren’t more media members at the fight?

• The Patriots’ cheerleading staff sure likes to hire ‘em young.

• If his football season fails, Jason Taylor is ready to start filming.

• Porn purveyors are not allowed to sponsor Kimbo Slice on CBS.

• Zinedine Zidane needs a better lock on his laptops.

• The Minnesota Twins try to pump up attendance by selling some seats at a gas-inspired discount.

• The Beijing Olympics committee says it’s sorry that disabled people have such crippling social problems.

• And now for your listening pleasure - Ron Zook sings!

• Baseball players are nuts not to have more overall protection.

• This Olympic javelin star is glad to be a Gladiator.

• Fear not, fantasy baseball players! Your games can go on without the meddling of MLB.