Tank Johnson has apparently taken on the role of Life Coach for the Cincinnati Bengals, witness this Tweet from Saturday morning:
(But wait, there’s more!)
Next up: Late night infomercial featuring Tank interviewed by Susan Lucci on location in Nassau.
Featured product: Tank’s first self-help DVD, How not to get your career gang member bodyguard killed, retails for $49.99 with free shipping! (DVD extras include highlights of Albert Haynesworth’s recent guest appearance on the BBC’s Top Gear and a trial sized-tin of Al Davis-branded breath mints.)