Griff Pays Back Pal In Pennies; JoePa Needs Water

Sir Charles hasn’t paid back that $400,000 he owes? What a dumbass.

• When you lend Ken Griffey Jr. money, it’s quite the changing experience.

Ken Griffey Jr. piggy bank

Joe Paterno was rushed to the hospital for dehydration, and we ain’t (Nittany) Lion.

• But it’s a good thing JoePa wasn’t buying bikes at Wal-Mart, otherwise he would have died of thirst.

• Yankee Stadium, Michael Strahan, streakers in robes running the bases - what NYU grad could ask for anything more?

• You’ll fall head over heels for this flipping filly.

• The Baby Boss wants smarter, harder players. We call bullsh–t.

• The Knicks ship Isiah off to Europe … for a scouting mission. Yeah, that’s it.

Peter Magowan may be cashing in his San Francisco Giants chips.

• Umps keep getting bumped by bruising balls.

• Well, LaDainian, is it the joy of Pepsi or always Coca-Cola?