Sir Charles hasn’t paid back that $400,000 he owes? What a dumbass.

• When you lend Ken Griffey Jr. money, it’s quite the changing experience.

• Joe Paterno was rushed to the hospital for dehydration, and we ain’t (Nittany) Lion.

• But it’s a good thing JoePa wasn’t buying bikes at Wal-Mart, otherwise he would have died of thirst.

• Yankee Stadium, Michael Strahan, streakers in robes running the bases - what NYU grad could ask for anything more?

• You’ll fall head over heels for this flipping filly.

• The Baby Boss wants smarter, harder players. We call bullsh–t.

• The Knicks ship Isiah off to Europe … for a scouting mission. Yeah, that’s it.

• Peter Magowan may be cashing in his San Francisco Giants chips.

• Umps keep getting bumped by bruising balls.

• Well, LaDainian, is it the joy of Pepsi or always Coca-Cola?