• Looking to get lei’d? Then don’t go to Saturday’s Notre Dame game.

• Could Bill Cowher be convinced to coach the Cleveland Browns?

• Bud Selig is tweaking postseason play, weather you like it or not.

• Eric Musselman may not know if Bill Walsh is still alive, but the ex-NBA coach knows he’s got it good with sideline-reporting Fox Danyelle Sargent.

• A gymnast finally accuses Bela Karolyi of abuse. You know, the gymastics coach known for screaming out abuse?

• Although reality is proving otherwise, the T-Wolves say they got a good deal by dumping Kevin Garnett.

• Texas Tech’s b-ball team scores 167 points on an Oklahoma college. Can the football team repeat the same success on another Sooner State school?

• Sorry, Rick Neuheisel, you can’t use the chopper tonight - Lawrence Welk’s grandson needs it.

• And the winner of the Shaq-Kobe cuddling-up caption contest is…

CARD4LIFE, with his handy helpful household hint:

Hi! Billy Mays here.
I used Mighty Mendit on these two and now they are chemically inseparable.

Thanks to everyone for their comedic contributions. Have a fun and festive pre-Thanksgiving weekend!