â€¢ NBC puts a stop to Stanley Cup Finals viewings at the Joe Louis & Mellon Arenas - because it’s shaving nearly a point off of their local Nielsen ratings.
â€¢ Deadline? The Vikings never said anything about a Brett Favre deadline.
â€¢ Nice to see Ozzie Guillen back in ranting ‘n’ raving form.
â€¢ Don’t worry, Barry Bonds, at least your wife still supports you through these troubles times. Um, OK, maybe not.
â€¢ Oh boy! The MLB Draft is on TV tonight! It’s not like there’s anything else on worth watching.
â€¢ Sure, LeBron James is an NBA & marketing superstar - but how well would he do in porn?
â€¢ Fox News’ morning program vocalizes their disgust of Bruno’s MTV Awards ass-ault on Eminem - then shows basically the same thing featuring Fox reporters & lingerie football ladies.
â€¢ Old Busch Stadium to be replaced by a softball field. Makes sense.
â€¢ Phish fan & Hooters manager plants Yankee grass at Fenway Park.
â€¢ Who would’ve thought wanting to dance for the San Antonio Spurs could become so complicated?