NBC Ices Stanley Cup Viewings @ Det, Pitt Arenas

• NBC puts a stop to Stanley Cup Finals viewings at the Joe Louis & Mellon Arenas - because it’s shaving nearly a point off of their local Nielsen ratings.

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• Deadline? The Vikings never said anything about a Brett Favre deadline.

• Nice to see Ozzie Guillen back in ranting ‘n’ raving form.

• Don’t worry, Barry Bonds, at least your wife still supports you through these troubles times. Um, OK, maybe not.

• Oh boy! The MLB Draft is on TV tonight! It’s not like there’s anything else on worth watching.

• Sure, LeBron James is an NBA & marketing superstar - but how well would he do in porn?

• Fox News’ morning program vocalizes their disgust of Bruno’s MTV Awards ass-ault on Eminem - then shows basically the same thing featuring Fox reporters & lingerie football ladies.

• Old Busch Stadium to be replaced by a softball field. Makes sense.

• Phish fan & Hooters manager plants Yankee grass at Fenway Park.

• Who would’ve thought wanting to dance for the San Antonio Spurs could become so complicated?