Lang Whitaker over at SI.COM has assembled a quick list of some of the worst tattoos in pro sports.
Notably absent from the list: everyone else with a tattoo. Unless you were in the service or did time, your tats are lame.
The list is in random order, but Jason Williams’ “WHITEBOY” tattoo, Robert Swift’s take on dogma (above), and Jeremy Shockey’s American Idiot arm collage (below) made the cut.
Still, no tattoo in America will ever be as bad as this.
3:02 pm on March 30th, 2008
Come on, if that tattoo was on someone who wasn’t the mutated son of Opie Griffith and Lurch it would be some pretty cool looking ink.
3:55 pm on March 30th, 2008
I thought Charlie Ward’s tattoo of numbers on his left forearm to show that he totally understood the Jewish plight now was a bit much.
12:13 pm on April 23rd, 2009
You douche bags wouldnt know a good tattoo if it were on your own face.Ive been an award winning tattoo artist for twelve years and the artistry executed with precision in these tattoos are perfect.Clean lines nice shades and blended colors.Your prob the same jackasses who think 50 cent has awesome work.
Now the person whos idea it was is to blame for lame ideas.Simple minded is their own faults.The artist that put together these lame expressions of simple minds did a fantastic job of executing the formation of the idea into an image and transfering it perfectly in an artistic style.Something thats a hundred times harded than critisizing someone elses artwork and being a complete douche.Wear your kanji meaning forever well.