Jason Williams, Jeremy Shockey Have Bad Tattoos

Lang Whitaker over at SI.COM has assembled a quick list of some of the worst tattoos in pro sports.

Robert Swift tattoo

Notably absent from the list: everyone else with a tattoo. Unless you were in the service or did time, your tats are lame.

The list is in random order, but Jason Williams’ “WHITEBOY” tattoo, Robert Swift’s take on dogma (above), and Jeremy Shockey’s American Idiot arm collage (below) made the cut.

Jeremy Shockey Tattoos

Still, no tattoo in America will ever be as bad as this.