BONDS’ ROAD TO NOWHERE STARTS ON HIGHWAY 756: Condemnation of Barry Bonds has reached a deafening din as he prepares to grasp the record Baseball holds most sacred (and that includes DiMaggio’s 56).

Since Bonds’ bizarre body transformation in recent years, many have wondered if his future will be wrought with pain and suffering. Brewers radio announcer Jim Powell has no such concerns, as he blogs that the life as a pariah which awaits Bonds will make Pete Rose’s public reception resemble Ryan Secrest’s weekly visits to Merv Griffith’s compound.

“Bonds has already incurred plenty of scorn and criticism, but that will pale in comparison to what awaits him for the rest of his life after he completes the burglary of the coveted homerun record. By injecting himself into the all-time homerun record for Major League Baseball, Bonds will be used as the poster boy of all sports’ cheaters for all-time.

“When Bonds recently talked about wanting to be in attendance when someone like Alex Rodriguez some day passes his homerun total, it was clear that he has no idea what awaits him beyond the chase of Aaron. Nobody will want him in attendance for anything in the future except perhaps legal proceedings.“