Jose Mourinho can’t keep a healthy roster these days at the Bank of Chel$ea:
“It’s like having a blanket that is too small for the bed,” Mourinho said of his limited options. “You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed! But the blanket is made of Cashmere! It’s good.”
When the rest of the world’s teams can barely afford to put sheets on the bed in comparison and still light your team up in the Champions League, maybe it’s time to shop around for new material.