Morton Post-Beatdown: Boozers And Bikini Models

Despite a stint in the NFL, Johnnie Morton is now undoubtedly best known for suffering one of the most cringe-worthy knockouts in MMA (and sports) history. In June 2007 at the L.A. Coliseum, Bernard Ackah put Morton on his back with one slug.

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After such a profound beatdown, one might wonder how Morton is doing now. Thankfully, he’s (apparently) of sound mind and body and just launched an alcohol poisoning recovery drink product called Overboard.

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Dunno about you, but if I’m looking for advice on how to recover from a knockout of any stripe - be it from Tanqueray or a swipe from Ivory Coast dudeĀ  - Johnnie Morton is at the top of that contact list.

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Though instead of capitalizing on his notorious knockout, Morton instead is marketing the drink with bikini models.

A missed opportunity to strike some synergy?

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If ever there was a guy to testify on how to get back on your feet after a rough night, it’d be Morton.

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(He’s on his feet? Quick, snap a picture!)

Though watching bikini models grip the engorged-shaped Overboard pop-top tends does tend to get one’s attention.