Mormon Moms Hoping For Olympic Pole Positions

• Some exercising ladies in Utah are working out their chances to make pole dancing … er, “pole fitness” an Olympic sport.

Pole Dancing class

(”London, here we come!“)

• What happens when an LSU student reporter visits the Tigers’ tailgate dressed in Alabama gear? Let’s watch.

• Them’s fightin’ words: Ex-Viking Troy Williamson would like to “duke it out” with current Viking coach Brad Childress.

• A 12-year-old British kid gets his life of hooliganism started early.

Bernie Williams would like the Yankees to give him one more chance - or at least give him a little more press for his upcoming movie.

• Some Houston cops are accused of trying to destroy Donald Driver’s dad.

Snoop Dogg iz Around Tha’ Hizzle; Woody Paige disapproves.

• Thinks this guy regrets getting a full-back Barry Bonds tattoo?

• And the winner of today’s high-flying b-ball caption contest is…

Drew Gooden LaMarcus Aldridge

Ben MR, with this painful contribution: Despite being nowhere near the play, Greg Oden somehow suffered a sprained MCL due to this collision.

Bounce back on over tomorrow for another caption contest that’s sure to occupy your time as you wait for the weekend to finally arrive.