MOON THE FISH: Randy Moss will host a celebri…

MOON THE FISH: Randy Moss will host a celebrity fishing tournament on Wednesday, along with several of his celebrity friends, including former teammate Michael Bennett, ex-North Star Neal Broten, T-Wolf Sam Cassell, and a couple of former cast members of “The Bachelor.” And proving that #84 isn’t totally estranged from his former hometown, the tournament will take place on Minnesota’s Lake Minnetonka, which was made famous in “Purple Rain,” as well as its resulting “Chappelle’s Show” parody. Moss’ press release also shares that he has “invited” such luminaries as Kevin Garnett, Snoop Dogg, Gretchen Wilson, and Toby Keith to the event, but does not confirm that they will be attending. I plan to do the same thing for my birthday party next month. The event will benefit Smile Network International, a charity aimed at providing reconstructive surgery to children in third-world countries. Contributions will be accepted via check, credit card, or “straight ©

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