• SPORTAPHILE spends valuable time wondering if money-flashing Floyd Mayweather Jr. is just asking to be robbed.

• BUSTED COVERAGE has the unbelievable story of a guy turning down a date with an NBA cheerleader. And the ladies at BITTEN & BOUND agree with the rest of us: What a moron.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH takes a slice at the behind-the-scenes of that Gillette commercial featuring Tiger Woods, Roger Federer and Thierry Henry.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT finds the first entry into the 2008 Chien-Ming Wang Double Entendre News Captionfest, courtesy of MLB.com:

• HOME RUN DERBY needles us with their choices of best baseball tattoos.

• STEROID NATION is pumped that Jose Canseco is the new spokesman for a line of “health supplements”.

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING can’t wait for the real Selection Sunday - featuring the NIT.

Maybe this time they’ll spell their champion’s name correctly.

• The Raiders tell the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE that JaMarcus Russell isn’t fat, just big boned.

• BLEACHER REPORT believes Andrew Bynum is the best center in the NBA - even though he’s not even playing at the moment.