Something called THE TOWN TALK (via DOD) in central Louisiana reports that “in Saturday’s match against Corey Wethey, (Fred) Mitchell struck his opponent so hard that Wethey lost control of his bowels. The incident required a 10-minute intermission while officials scrubbed down the ring. Mitchell went on to win the fight by Wethey’s disqualification.

More:

“As the fight prolonged, Mitchell said the smell continued to worsen. Eventually, he removed his mouth piece and expressed his concerns to the ring official.

“He s— himself,” Mitchell said repeatedly.”

It was at that moment that Wethey, the man who lost his mud, performed perhaps the greatest manuever in MMA history:

It was at that point Wethey gained the advantage and locked Mitchell’s head between his thighs.

After the round, Wethey was treated to his second involuntary evacuation, as he was disqualified from the fight.

Mitchell after the *win* - in which everyone within 50 feet of the ring lost: “You can say I beat the crap out of him.”

The La. outlet reported after the fight that Wethey’s career might be over now. But I have to disagree. Just think of the endorsement potential if he keeps on piling up the losses: