MLB Document States Bud Selig Now Subject To Random Steroid Testing

MLB DOCUMENT: SELIG NOW SUBJECT TO STEROID TESTING: Maury Brown of bizofbaseball.com exhumes a hilariously absurd document recently drawn up by MLB that specifically details the league’s steriod testing policy.

Bud Selig Steroid Test


The absurd part? Brown reports “all personnel — players, non-players, Umpires, executives, and the Office of the Commissioner — will fall under the testing program as the players now currently have: unannounced testing.”

In other words, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig himself is now subject to random steroid testing.

Tommy Lasorda Slimfast


On the bright side for non-uniformed MLB employees, at least Viagra isn’t included in the banned substances - so Tommy Lasorda can rest easy.