• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT settles by the fire, as they recite “Twas The Night Before The Mitchell Report“:
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• 100% INJURY RATE dictates news that a coaching candidate for the England soccer team likes him some Generalissimo Franco.• JOE SPORTS FAN unleashes another batch of patented worthless baseball cards.
• SI’s EXTRA MUSTARD gets down & funky with the Calgary Flames in this Red Hot music video from the ’80s:
• WITH LEATHER recognizes that Larry Bird was a great basketball, but man, could he sell jeans.• DC SPORTS BOG talks smack - delicious Fred Smoot brand Smack!
• WITH MALICE takes a long look at a traditional Japanese sporting activity - binocular soccer:
• THE BIG LEAD laughs with glee that a 46-year-old female comic recently got bare with a Chicago Bear.• HOME RUN DERBY is patently surprised that the website FireKennyWilliams.com has been registered by Major League Baseball.






