• Chiefs & Dragons get all fired up in a heated minor league basebrawl.

• One offended lady was able to put a stop to the Lowell Spinners’ “Politically Incorrect Night” - Mother Nature.

• Devin Hester’s mighty holdout from the Bears lasts all of two days.

• The Tar Heels run away from the chance to face Appalachian State.

• The Phillies aren’t flattered by Jose Reyes’ one-fingered celebration.

• Matt Geiger is having problems selling his massive Florida mansion. Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen can sympathize.

• Brett Favre tells the Pack he’ll be back at training camp this weekend.

• Sasha Vujacic could be leaving the Lakers to play in Europe.

• Is Joe Paterno gonna call it quits this year? “I don’t know!”

• Presenting your new owner of the St. Louis Rams - Rush Limbaugh?!