• 100% INJURY RATE has the scoop on how you can own Mike Tyson’s poop:
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• EVERYDAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY puts on the pounds in devouring these week 1 college football cupcakes.
• SIBERIAN BASEBALL contacts Child Services, as your kid can be under the guidance of Ozzie Guillen or Lou Piniella for a day.
• HOLLYWOOD TUNA has these hair-raising photos of baseball clothing entrepeneur Alyssa Milano and her unshaven arms:
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• AWFUL ANNOUNCING tries to figure out why exactly Colin Cowherd will be in the booth this Friday for ESPN’s Washington-Syracuse matchup.
• SLATE has no bones about the Michael Vick coverage offered by ProFootballTalk.com.
• ARMCHAIR GM notes that Kirk Herbstreit is just peachy about Penn State this season:
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• Not to be outdone by PSU’s use of PS3s, THE SPORTS HERNIA jogs its joystick to news that Gators coach Urban Meyer has Tim Tebow training with Tecmo Bowl.
• HEISMAN PUNDIT gives their list of early front runners to make the trip to the Downtown Athletic Club in December.
• STEROID NATION rages on about how much Tim Couch was pumped up for his attempted NFL comeback:
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• EPIC CARNIVAL slices in with news of Houston Rocket Rafer Austin’s cutthroat dealings.
• MADJACK SPORTS antes up on the betting lines for Michael Vick’s prison stay.
