Mike Modano knows how to score: 525 goals, 749 assists, and a Stanley Cup should be sufficient proof. Also, he married Willa Ford last year. That’s what lawyers and Latin geeks call prima facie evidence.
And now Mrs. Mike Modano has completed filming of a teleplay based on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith. Guess which part she plays?
The film does not have a release date or willing television network as of this moment, but cinematic greatness on this scale does not need a traditional delivery vehicle. The mere existence of this giant film epic allows it to be injected straight into our brains through airborne methods. No blood-brain barrier can stop the world from soaking in this movie.
Not that a YouTube trailer wouldn’t hurt, either:
If Lindsay Lohan can be Marilyn Monroe and Willa Ford can be Anna Nicole Smith, can we be far from Sarah Silverman taking on the salacious role of Phyllis Diller? (Answer: Yes. Yes, we can.)