DITKA SHOWS YOU WHO’S NUMBER 1 IN PHOTO FOR SALE: For the Bears fan who has everything, and for purveyors of fine taste everywhere, comes this limited-edition photo of Mike Ditka showing who’s number 1:

The folks at SHOP.COM are offering a 16×20 snapshot of Da Coach giving da bird during what looks like the early years of his Windy City reign.

Note the svelte shape of Ditka encased in his classic Bears sweatshirt and sensible slacks, the slicked-back hair, the Chicago cop sunglasses, the no-nonsense sneer - all hallmarks of the mid-80s Monsters of the Midway menagerie.

For the measly price of $29.95*, you can now have someone to sing the “Super Bowl Shuffle” to, or add it to your already impressive wall collection of other sports, music and political figures.

(*-Not including tax, shipping fee, handling fee, restocking fee, retouching fee, insurance fee, and tip.)