Might Want To Consult Erin Andrews On Security

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader are hosting a big shindig in the Bahamas in a couple weeks.

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Calendar Release Party

(Like their divine Ambrosia tailgate salad, fans can ‘mix’ with the cheerleaders)

The regrettably-worded “release party” (dude, keep it in the room) will pop off during the Oct. 16-18 weekend, which not coincidentally is Joe Simpson’s first weekend off from Jessica’s Indian Casino tour in 18 mos.