Middle School Locker Room Prank Leads to Surrender, Assault Charges For Wrestler

WRESTLING WITH THE PROBLEM OF PLAYING CHICKEN WITH THE WRONG LEGS AND THIGHS: When is a drumstick considered a legal weapon? When one teenager is shoving it up another friend’s rectum.

A 13-year-old boy at a Long Island middle school surrendered on charges of assaulting a wrestling teammate with a prank that apparently went too far, NEWSDAY reports.

The alleged victim, also 13, was back at school Tuesday and seemed to be doing OK, schoolmates said.

A few days before the charges were filed, NEWSDAY reported the incident and quoted a police information officer who surmised: “It may be a case of stupid locker-room horseplay that went too far.”

You wonder where kids these days get these crazy ideas.