• EPIC CARNIVAL checks their mailbox again and again in anitcipation for the first issue of Pro Cheerleader Magazine:

• MR. IRRELEVANT takes these broken wings and learns to fly with Florida State safety Mr. Mister Alexander.

• CNBC’s Darren Rovell crunches the numbers to see who really won between Appalachian State and Michigan.

• Speaking of the Maize & (Black &) Blue, ESPN’s Pat Forde sizes up some fellow coaches who should be sending fruit baskets to Lloyd Carr for taking away the spotlight from their own disastrous debuts:

• YOUR MOTHER SLEPT WITH WILT CHAMBERLAIN gets sucker-punched by Urban Meyer complaining about the cheap shots Gators QB Tim Tebow will likely be getting this season.

• D.C. SPORTS BOG is brief in telling us that the Washington Capitals will be getting new underwear this season.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT loses their appetite, as a Arkansas Razorbacks fan displays his talents with pork products:

• The CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER feels that Brady Quinn is a little more lonely, as the Browns cut fellow QB and friend Ken Dorsey.

• NATION OF ISLAM SPORTSBLOG shows their colors in selecting their Negro QB and White RB College Players of the Week.

• THE 700 LEVEL is pleased to report that Mantue Bol is recovering from a freak taxi accident:

• AY ZIGGY ZOOM BLOG would like a litlle respect sent Bowling Green’s way after the MAC member’s upset victory over the Big 10’s Minnesota last weekend.

• The CINCINNATI POST reports the Bengals have released Johnson. Lucikly for Cincy fans, it wasn’t Chad or Rudi.