• Michelle Wie has her own blog where she can showcase some of her off-course talents - such as art work and wearing leopard & leather outfits.

• No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills - mainly because they keep putting themselves in disastrous situations.

• A Nigerian soccer player tries to earn a roster spot by smuggling heroin.

• A furious female Canadian boxer decides to beat up some British soldiers because they were “being gay” on the dance floor.

• Successful sales of a 5,000-calorie burger fills minor league team’s coffers, clogs minor league fans’ arteries.

• A pair of Georgia state troopers celebrate the Bulldogs’ win over South Carolina by fist-bumping right in front of Gamecocks coach Steve Spurrier.

• Afraid of failing a drug test, Lawrence Taylor once submitted someone else’s urine - and he still tested positive.

• Brother of Ohio State LB Brian Rolle greatly bothered by Buckeyes’ loss to USC, goes nuts in Indian casino confrontation. (Get it? Buckeyes? Nuts?)

• Dwyane Wade can’t go to court now, the NBA season’s about to start.

• Don’t slam Serena - tennis could use an angry outburst now and then.