â€¢ Michael Irvin almost meets his maker when he’s met by a mad motorist with a Magnum.
â€¢ A Kentucky ‘Cat goes Wild in a 54-point outburst versus the Vols.
â€¢ Isiah Thomas’ brother can’t pass a church without passing urine onto it.
â€¢ Michael Jordan wants to give you his tender, juicy meat.
â€¢ A fraulein who once had a fling with a famed German goalkeeper scores with a wunderbar pictorial in Playboy’s Deutchland edition.
â€¢ Ex-Giants RB Dave Meggett is arrested again for a repeat rape charge.
â€¢ Syracuse wants to futz around with the tradition of their famed 44’s.
â€¢ Fooling around forces football coaches to fall four stories out of a window.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s eye-catching tennis ball caption contest is…
bazz, who brings us this beauty tip: With a ball in the middle of my face, I’m just half ugly.
Thanks for playing! We’ll be lobbing another contest your way tomorrow.