Michael Irvin: Generous Guy @ Gentlemen’s Clubs

• Our own Pete Gaines reminisces about the time he & his buddies ended up cavorting at a Chicago strip club with Michael Irvin.

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• The Red Wings have released Chris Chelios, but that doesn’t mean the 47-year-old is ready to hang up his skates just yet.

Sean Avery supposedly gets his own serving of sloppy seconds in the form of Mark Sanchez’s supermodel girlfriend Hilary Rhoda.

• Egypt’s soccer team denies being robbed by hookers, blames the media for distracting them to defeat.

Brock Lesnar thanks God, not steroids, that he’s “built like a black man”, yet doesn’t care too much for President Obama.

• Just in time for Wimbledon - tennis babe Maria Kirilenko in a bikini. Not to be outdone, fellow Russian racket-eer Tatiana Golovin also slides into a swimsuit.

• Fun at the ol’ minor league ballparks this week: Native American Christian midget rappers, Hillary Clinton bobbleheads, and spam carving.

• Kill a pedestrian, that’ll be 30 days in jail. Steal Lance Armstrong’s bike, that’s goona be 3 years.

Allen Iverson, Jim Mora & Joe Namath come together to get autotuned. It’s got a good beat and it’s easy to dance to!

• AC Milan owner & Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi certainly loves the ladies - no matter what the cost.