• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY suggests that nothing would be more intimidating to Miami Hurricanes foes than playing in a half-demolished Orange Bowl.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK isn’t so high on Travis Henry right now, as the teamless RB has failed yet another drug test.

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC celebrates Paula Creamer’s round of 60 by teeing up a pleasant pictorial of the good-looking golfer.

• DEADSPIN races up news that Barack Obama may be sponsoring a NASCAR car.

• Steve Nash doesn’t want to talk to TMZ, so he tells them he’s retired.

• WITH LEATHER combs up word that when it comes to hair restoration, who better to listen to than “The Original Journeyman QB” Steve DeBerg.

• The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS hears some helpful advice from Paul Pierce, as the Celtics star recommends that the Knicks should shoo away Stephon Marbury.

• THE 700 LEVEL shares the excitement of Alyssa Milano stopping by the Phillies broadcast booth.