â€¢ How does a Dolphin deal with a 0-10 season? YOU BEEN BLINDED learns that Zach Thomas tries to dance his blues away with the Soulja Boy:
â€¢ Speaking of gettin’ down, DISCO TECH dances with joy over the Red Raiders’ ambush of the Sooner Schooner.â€¢ THE WIZARD OF ODDS talks mad money, as college football’s highest-paid coach just lost to the lowest-paid one.
â€¢ PART MULE checks their watch, as it takes only 38 years for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to enter the college basketball hall of fame:
â€¢ The NEW YORK POST scores it 30-love, as tennis queen Serena Williams is seen settling for a Common-er.â€¢ The BOSTON GLOBE finds workers at Fenway Park taking the Hot Stove League a little too literally.