â€¢ Gator Nation gasps as Urban Meyer still has his eyes on the Irish job.
â€¢ Cole Hamels gets all choked up when talking about the New York Mets.
â€¢ Pimpin’ ain’t easy - especially when you’re trying to blackmail Al Unser, Jr.
â€¢ It’s hard to tell which is more frightening to look at - “Forest Faces”, or the face on this Michael Jordan figurine.
â€¢ Has your five iron gone flaccid? Need a new wood? Then make a stop at your local brothel-slash-pro am shop.
â€¢ But before you pay the new golf girls visit, be sure to pick up some official NFL-licensed condoms.
â€¢ Fred Couples learns a valuable lesson - never gamble with Tiger Woods.
â€¢ This is not the Michael Phelps Asian girlfriend you’re looking for. They can go about their business. Move along.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s Purdue-populated caption contest is…
Lammer, who lassos up this bit of thankfulness: Aren’t you glad neither of us has to throw to Terrell Owens?
Thank y’all for playing. Have a fun, fantastic, festive, fruitful weekend!