• Gator Nation gasps as Urban Meyer still has his eyes on the Irish job.

• Cole Hamels gets all choked up when talking about the New York Mets.

• Pimpin’ ain’t easy - especially when you’re trying to blackmail Al Unser, Jr.

• It’s hard to tell which is more frightening to look at - “Forest Faces”, or the face on this Michael Jordan figurine.

• Has your five iron gone flaccid? Need a new wood? Then make a stop at your local brothel-slash-pro am shop.

• But before you pay the new golf girls visit, be sure to pick up some official NFL-licensed condoms.

• Fred Couples learns a valuable lesson - never gamble with Tiger Woods.

• This is not the Michael Phelps Asian girlfriend you’re looking for. They can go about their business. Move along.

• And the winner of today’s Purdue-populated caption contest is…

Lammer, who lassos up this bit of thankfulness: Aren’t you glad neither of us has to throw to Terrell Owens?

Thank y’all for playing. Have a fun, fantastic, festive, fruitful weekend!