THIS REALLY ISN’T BREAKING NEWS TO YANKEES, NL FANS: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS has breaking news that we thought Christine Daniels surely would’ve had first: The Mets media guide is wrong!

Turns out Mets pitcher John Maine isn’t just a right-handed batter, but more likely a switch-hitter.NYDN Excerpt: “At the opening of Touch nightclub Thursday night, Mets pitcher John Maine followed an attractive young woman into the ladies’ bathroom. He even went into the stall with her, but she wasn’t prepared for what came next.”

The NYDN then relays that Maine “asked her if he could try on the little black dress she was wearing.“ Sadly, the woman declined, probably after seeing the paltry price that the De La Hoya photos were sold for.

If you’re from New York, we apologize for posting this story as breaking news, since we know you’ve all known this for some time - along with the rest of the National League.