• Lois Feldman, the unwitting star of the Metrodome sex scandal, says she may have been slipped a mickey before making bathroom whoopee.

• We kick up some video of Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks.

• Boston baseball fans can now rest in piece the Red Sox way.

• For only $149, you, too, can get a head start on which sport to over-pressure your kids to be good at.

• What a drag: A potential #1 NBA draft pick likes to dress up as a girl.

• A soccer mom sues for the right to shoot more than her mouth off.

• How do English soccer fans treat Egyptian opponents? By chanting that the players are packing a bomb.

• An ex-Wisconsin football player has been badgering Barry Alvarez & Maria Sharapova with death threats.

• And the winner of today’s rain-soaked, Jet-fueled caption contest is…

Cane in Del, with this swingin’ singin’ suggestion:

VOLARE!!!! VO-OH-OH-OH…..Brett Favre!!!! WHOA-OH-OH-OH!!!

Thanks to everyone who contributed. A new caption contest will be raining on your parade tomorrow.