If Danica & Ashley show up in “Speed Racer 2“, then we might go see it.

• A well-meaning “Melons” waitress helps clear the confusion about Roger Clemens mackin’ on a 15-year-old Mindy McCready.

• Ex-KC Chiefs kicker Nick Lowery is getting ready to marry to a major MILF - annnnnd it’s good!

• Having Richard Jefferson show up for a birthday celebration gets a party host all choked up.

• Kenny Mayne’s got a book out. Someday we may read it.

• John Wooden. Vin Scully. One night. One stage. Be there.

• If Bob Huggins wants to maintain employment in Morgantown, he’ll need to stay clear of the Smirnoff & Cuervo.

• Don Cherry will soon add some flavor & noise to ESPN’s NHL coverage. And that’s just his jackets!

• The Austrian natiopnal rugby team gets to the bottom of their 48-0 defeat against Lithuania - once they took all their clothes off in public.

• Shouldn’t soccer players in Britain know the Queen’s English? (We’re sure she is.)

• Did Gavin Floyd finally get a no-no? No.