â€¢ The L.A. Clippers win the 1st pick in the NBA lottery. Can’t wait to see how they screw it up this time!
â€¢ Najeh Davenport won’t take any crap from thieves trying to steal his car.
â€¢ Joe Montana gets a coaching gig with his son’s high school football team.
â€¢ It’s funny when a Mets fan loses a gold tooth in a Citi Field toilet. It’s even funnier when the same fan gets her arm stuck in the same toilet.
â€¢ Chicago Blackhawks tough guy Patrick Kane admits to playing with dolls.
â€¢ Phil Mickelson takes a leave of absence from the PGA Tour to be with his wife Amy, who is battling breast cancer.
â€¢ A British goalie scores two field-length goals in one game. And she’s a girl! A 14-year-old girl!
â€¢ President Obama responds to Notre Dame hecklers by riffing on their rotten football team - not that the Irish media guide wants anyone to remember such sour seasons.
â€¢ Darryl Stephens, a junior college footballer allowed to play despite being a sex offender, has reportedly killed himself.