Meanwhile, In The Boston Bruins’ Home Opener …

The Internets show that the Bruins lost their home opener on Thursday, 4-1 to the Capitals. As a great man once said, the world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. Another photo following the jump, and the original link.

How come I always get stuck in the section with the shirtless fat guy?

More photos, H/T BARSTOOL SPORTS.