• Kevin Love is the first one to tell, er, Tweet the world that Kevin McHale would be leaving the Timberwolves.

• Now that’s what you call a road test fiesta! Thanks, Top Gear!

• Could Coach K depart Duke to land as head honcho for the Lakers?

• Eddie Van Halen is very hot at Nike for ripping off his guitar to design their new shoes.

• The Stanley Cup takes a dip in Mario Lemieux’s pool.

• Police pull over a high school assistant football coach & find drugs and guns - with one of his players driving the car without a license.

• If the Steelers are looking for a reliable backup to Big Ben, they may want to chat with this Penguins parade spectator.

• Ozzie Guillen guffaws at the latest round of racist Cubs shirts. Now it’s off to enjoy a cool, crisp Pepsi with Carlos Zambrano.

• Bud Selig doesn’t see what’s the big deal about Sammy Sosa’s failed drug test. That’s, like, so 2003.

• Folks in Iowa don’t take too kindly to The Onion’s satirical story about Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson being euthanized.