• Kevin McHale auditions for the lead role in “Not-So-Young Frankenstein“.
• Speaking of monsters, Kobe’s former maid says she’s taken too much crap from the Laker star’s little missus, Vanessa Bryant.
• The NCAA women’s tournament is a sham, a mockery … a shamockery!
• More news in the Donte Stallworth situation: The receiver said he flashed his headlights at the pedestrian he soon it, who wasn’t in a crosswalk.
• An entire Argentinian soccer team gets ejected after fighting with fans.
• Semi-pro wrestlers in Seattle say it’s not a sport, it’s all acting! Genius!
• George Steinbrenner is hell on wheels - now that he’s wheelchair-bound.
• Speaking of the Bronx Bombers, there’ll be so much to eat at the new Yankee Stadium, you’ll forget there’s even a ball game going on.
• Iowa sports radio guys who cursed a blue streak on-air are given their pink slips.
• No arms & no legs? No problem for MMA fighter about to brawl in ‘Bama!
