Matt Vasgersian Curses On Air During Padres Cardinals Game

PADRES ANNOUNCER - ST. LOUIS IS “HOTTER THAN SH–“: One of our ol’ minor league baseball drinking buddies, Padres announcer Matt Vasgersian, was apparently caught telling the truth on the Padres-Cardinals teevee broadcast last night.

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The muddled transcript (no audio or video yet) as sent to AWFUL ANNOUNCING: “Ninth inning Greene hits a double down the line and two fans go over wall to get the ball….Here is broadcast I taped it channel4San Diego…First they are called yahoos…….

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(Matt V.)………As one of the ozarks finest pours himself out of the grandstands…..pause…and by the way the Rams should still be in L.A…….Had it with this place already…..pause….get back in your el camino and drive back to the ozarks………..

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"Then with Baird at bat Matt forgot to hit his cough switch in faint audio you here……Im done with this place…Im so tired of losing here…..Its hotter than sh-……We get our asses kicked every time we come here …..Im not coming here next year.

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El Camino? Matt better check a map. That’s more a SD and LA thing than STL. Then again, we might check with the one Cards fan on the planet we can tolerate to confirm:

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Outside of that, we find nothing wrong with what Matt said. In fact, it’s very entertaining. And even if he were to get fired over something so minor (which he won’t), that would be good for us, since he’d end up calling USC football and basketball that much sooner.

UPDATE: Vasgersian responds to AA’s original post.