• MJD of YAHOO SPORTS gets the kiss of life, as Matt Leinart learns CPR.

(”You kiss better than Paris Hilton!“)

• Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS finds their Favre-ite tribute to the retired Green Bay QB with this Ode To Brett.

• JOE SPORTS FAN feels bad for ESPN’s Pedro Gomez being bounced from the Barry Bonds beat.

• ODENIZED finds the Suns’ courtsiders running for their lives as Shaq attempts to fly again.

• SACTOWN ROYALTY offers some suggestions for Channing Frye to do during the Blazers’ trip to Arco Arena.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY checks out what Jerry Jones has in store when Arkansas and Texas A&M meet in his new stadium.

• BUSTED COVERAGE notes the Buc stops here, as former Tampa Bay LB Keith McCants would rather serve 10 days in jail than pay a $610 fine.

• EPIC CARNVIAL believes they know why the Warriors are detaining Don Nelson.