GARBAGE BAGS AND COTTON BALLS, THAT’S OUR MATTY! The week wouldn’t be complete without a little love for our favorite “douche nozzle“, Matt Leinart.
Kate of POPO IN MY CRIB has a take on this third trimester fashion abortion sported by “Little Matty” at a recent public appearance:
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“I get the whole down jacket thing, it’s cold, the jacket’s warm and bonus, you get to look like a human marshmallow from the waist up. But what really bothers me is that it looks like his jacket is made out of garbage bags and cotton balls.”
Remember Leinart’s charity bowling event following the ESPYs? OK, maybe you don’t, but E! reports that Matt’s bestest bud Nick Lachey wasn’t feeling too charitable before receiving his shoe rental:
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“Seemingly embarrassed himself was Nick Lachey, who arrived in a black SUV solo and ducked the entire press line, without even taking pics. Guess he’s blushing over those seminaughty hot tub pics with him and Vanessa Minnillo. I don’t see what the big deal is, honestly—it’s not like he was caught playing taxi to a tranny hooker or something, like Eddie Murphy.”
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Or for that matter, seen ducking out of Paris Hilton’s pad - after dumping his pregnant ex-girlfriend.
