Here’s the 911 audio placed by Univ. of Oregon student Max Wolfard, the victim of a burglary perpetrated by Oregon Quarterback Jeremiah Masoli and former Oregon football player Garrett Embry in Wolfard’s fraternity house on the evening of Jan. 24.
The burglary, which Masoli and Embry pleaded guilty to last Friday, effective cost Embry his spot on the team and got Masoli suspended for the 2010 season.
Some excerpts from the audio:
Max Wolfard: “There were two men, one’s name is … Garrett Embry and the other was Masoli.”
Wolfard: “Masoli. … Jeremiah Masoli.”
Female voice in background: “He f—ing stole your computer!?”
911 DISPATCHER: “Can you spell Jeremiah’s last name?”
Wolfard: “M-a-s-o-l-i. Like the football player.”
Wolfard: “I caught the man in the action. … They had no permission to be in the house, no permission to be in my bedroom, no permission to be with my belongings.”
Wolfard: “One of them is a football player who is very easily recognizable, Jeremiah Masoli, and the other one, I know someone — is another football player whom my roommate recognizes.”
Wolfard: “I was walking up the stairs and they were walking down the stairs with my possessions.”
I can only imagine the fun Oregon State Beavers fans will have with this for the next two seasons, not to mention millions of online college football fans.
I can already see the M-A-S-O-L-I signs going up at Reser.







4:43 pm on March 15th, 2010
You are giving Beaver fans way too much credit.
They will probably still need help with the spelling.
5:22 pm on March 15th, 2010
I’m not sure OSU fans should talk considering Masoli stole two Rose Bowls from them already…
5:30 pm on March 15th, 2010
M-A-C-S-T-O-L-I
6:03 pm on March 15th, 2010
College student with a bright future. This dude is almost as stupid as Tiger. Like Tiger, he deserves no peace and happiness in his life,, Karma will see to it. Also like
Tiger, his crime was planned and calculated and he is only sorry that he got caught. Most people work harder for their accomplishments in life and are grateful for them. People like Masoli are nothing but spoiled garbage. His parents are probably proud of their son. Good job..
6:24 pm on March 15th, 2010
@real um…not really sure how stealing a mac relates to cheating on your wife. A little bitter? Did tiger bang your girlfriend/escort or something?
6:42 pm on March 15th, 2010
Jerr A My Ah isn’t it mine? Dude calls up Phil Knight says he is having a Mac attack and needs one fast. How long does it take the athletic department to deliver it? The pom pom ladies are on standby for this very service. They might even polish his Insert key for him.
6:55 pm on March 15th, 2010
Like, does this guy not have the ability to get a booster to pay for a computer?
5:15 am on March 16th, 2010
Since when is cheating on your wife a crime?
10:43 am on March 16th, 2010
Not sure but I think cheating on your wife and stealing from your neighbor were mentioned in the 10 Commandments. What the cops do to you ain’t nothing to what St. Peter will do…. and He knows if your tearfull “apology” is honest.
10:52 am on March 16th, 2010
I’m pretty sure that cheating on your wife and stealing from your neighbor are mentioned in the 10 Commandments. What the law does ain’t nothing compared to what St. Peter will do…. and He will know if your tearfull “apology” is honest.
10:56 am on March 16th, 2010
Sorry about that double posting. The screen came back telling me I needed to print a comment. So like the fool I am, I retyped my comment. Duh!!!
11:36 am on March 16th, 2010
Mr. truth,, it’s all about character,,, it’s all about choices,, it all about an athlete who has or will win the lottery with ones talents,, being overpaid for playing a game… That’s all good and more power to you. But if you are fortunate to achieve that status,,,blowing it committing a crime, whether stealing or cheating is unforgivable. That’s the common thread between Garbage Woods and Idiot Masoli. It’s about the choice to be an a-hole.
11:39 am on March 16th, 2010
really Alyx,?? If it isn’t on the books it’s not a crime? OK,, ethics for first graders.. Pay attention.
Cheating, lying, stealing is a crime against humanity,, It’s a crime against ethics,, it’s a crime against values. If it hurts/affects someone than it’s wrong. Quality people do not compromise these values. You don’t need to be of a particular faith to have these values,,,just intelligent with parents who raised you right. Tiger and Masoli are only two examples of people who’s parents failed miserably.
4:50 pm on March 16th, 2010
M-A-S-T-O-L-I.
In a day and age where people want to become famous, it doesn’t take much to become infamous.
Everyone thought that USC was out of control. All along it was the hippy-lettuce crowd up in Eugene that turned out to be straight thugs. But y’all know that as soon as Oregon starts to suffer, that “year long” suspension will be reduced to five games so they can get Mastoli in to help them get to a bowl game. Chip Kelly has backbone and no integrity. He proved it when he re-instated LaGarrett Blount.