• AWFUL ANNOUNCING shows Marv Albert doing the Soulja Boy - sort of.

• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE learns that TheDirty.com has caught another NFL player in another potentially embarrassing situation - this time it’s Terrell Owens lurking around the “Bang Bus“.

• Not happy with the “DUI” chants aimed at Carmelo Anthony, FIRE GEORGE KARL retaliates with their top 10 reasons to hate Lakers fans.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS keeps a stiff upper lip, as the D-Backs’ Eric Byrnes is bringing back the ’70s porn mustache.

• After “Dancing With The Stars”, THE SPORTS HERNIA believes Jason Taylor should try his hand at pro wrestling.

• THE WORLD OF ISAAC has some writing suggestions for Rasheed Wallace’s new blog.

• JOE SPORTS FAN presents a photo essay of the day in the life of a drunken baseball fan.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED comes across a 1994 flim in praise of Grant Hill.