WBEN 930 in Buffalo hikes along the latest in the Marshawn Lynch hit & run case. The Bills RB is under investigation from a May 31 incident in which his SUV was supposedly spotted hitting a woman & fleeing the scene.

(”This is how I signal for a right turn, dog!“)

Erie County District Attorney Frank Clark says an agreement in principle has been reached between prosecutors and Marshawn, but with an explanation that might possibly make sense to David Lynch:

Clark says the agreement in based on the fact that Lynch was behind the wheel of his SUV on that Saturday night last month, though he stopped short of saying the Lynch was driving.

Let’s get this straight - he was behind the wheel, but he wasn’t driving? How can this be possible?

Was Marshawn being towed? Was someone sitting next to him doing all the steering? Is his SUV actually just a big remote-controlled car? Does Marshawn own Buffalo’s version of Herbie the Love Bug or KITT?

What a bunch of baloney. Then again, this report is coming from a radio station that broadcasts Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity.

*UPDATE*: Marshawn was really driving, after all.