• During a recent visit to Houston’s Minute Maid Park, a married MLB player supposedly tried to ask out a media intern for some post-game fun.

Say it ain’t so, Junction Jack!

• The NFL is trying to spread its pigskin platitudes throughout China with - what else? - a reality TV show.

• Dana White lectures big UFC bruiser Brock Lesnar on how to behave properly with the press. Huh, how about that.

• But the UFC prez shouldn’t have such worries if Shaq joins his ranks. Unless Kobe is also on the card.

• The Chicago Cubs are considering filing for bankruptcy. Wouldn’t it be great to see Mark Cuban snag the Cubs from bankruptcy court?

• Sports Illustrated is taking its official Swimsuit Issue unveiling to Vegas.

• When building their billion-dollar stadium, the Dallas Cowboys had both kinds of football on their minds.

• Redskins TE Chris Cooley doesn’t like to beat a dead horse - he prefers to blow them up instead.

• Once again, Urban Meyer denies any interest in going to Notre Dame. So, see you in South Bend next season, coach?

• Tony Romo dumps Jessica Simpson - right before her birthday, no less. Well, that’ll save on buying any presents.