• Mark Cuban’s been caught doing a little trading - of the inside variety.

(Let’s see Cuban dance his way out of this one)

Although the SEC is P.O.’ed and his MLB ownership chances are D.O.A., it’s doubtful M.C. will go to J-A-I-L.

• There are ties in the NFL? Donovan McNabb doesn’t believe it! (And neither does Jim Boeheim!)

• The ending of Sunday’s Steelers-Chargers game was a costly one - for bettors or worse.

• The Jacksonville Jaguars may have gone cold, but their mascot is on fire - literally.

• Poor Jim Leyritz is bothered by his in-car Breathalyzer - it won’t let him valet or eat chicken marsala.

• You play tackle football like a girl - I don’t care even if you are one.

• A pair of UNC football players can’t come to practice, as they’re all tied up at the moment.

• Not only do NFL refs make crappy calls, they have a potty mouth to match.

• And the winner of the Alicia Sacramone sauna scene caption contest is…

Vernon, with this cheeky comment: Do our butts make this sauna look big?

Thanks to everyone for contributing. And extra special thanks to Alicia for showing us a side of her we don’t see very often, but would grab every opportunity to do so.