• THE SPORTS HERNIA has the latest update on America’s (but not David Stern’s) favorite Dancing fool:
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• AWFUL ANNOUNCING checks their local listings, as the Best Damn Sports Show Period may be damn well gone.
• 100% INJURY RATE doggedly finds out what eventually happened to Michael Vick’s corrupted canines.
• LARRY BROWN SPORTS watches for flying bats, as Delmon Young goes off about his Tampa Bay benching:
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• RUMORS AND RANTS is feeling like a Mets fan right now, after the the Padres’ Monday Night collapse against the Rockies.
• Speaking of the Amazin’s, I’M WRITING SPORTS shifts the blame to Slick Willie Randolph for the club’s record slide out of the post-season.
• JOE SPORTS FAN shows the beautiful side of St. Louis Cardinals fans:
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• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT gets a kick out of Shaq Fu: Da Second Return.
• SIGNAL TO NOISE isn’t so pumped to hear that pitcher Scott Schoeneweis got some special care packages during his stay in The Windy City’s South Side.
• CHICAGO BULL knows that even the losers get lucky sometime, but not Brian Griese and The Heartbreakers:
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• STEROID NATION reports that Agent Zero wants to be a hero to Barry Bonds, by buying the pre-branded ball before it hits the Hall.
• THE PIG PEN is quite curious to know, How ’bout them Cowboys?









