• FLORIDA TODAY reports the Fort Myers Miracle baseball team will host a “Billy Donovan Night”, where fans can negotiate their way out of their ticket purchase:

• SERIOUS DISMAY reports that the newly-divorced, soon-to-SoCal Colin Cowherd really, really hates women (We’re sure being an AM radio big shot in Lipstick City will cure that at Saddleranch on Sunset Blvd!).

• FAN IQ belts out a “Yee-Haw!” to former Idol contestant and Jordin Tootoo squeeze Kellie Pickler for her stimulating commentary at Wrigley Field for Country Night.

• THE EXTRAPOLATER puts Mark Cuban through the ringer of the Five Marks of a Great Leader:

• Eric Zorn of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE tallies his Top Ten Tips for Tip Top Tirades.

• WITH LEATHER gives a toast to the new Whiffleball drinking game:

• The SPORTS FROG notes that Philly fans have nothing on the woes of cheering for Cleveland.

• For those of you miss seeing her roam the sidelines, THE WIZARD OF ODDS offers up Erin Andrews gettin’ down with the Kansas State band:

• SCREENHEAD gets the dish that Antonio Banderas thinks David Beckham is ready to conquer Tinseltown.

• AUTO RACING DUDE is relieved to report that Jeff Gordon was not involved in a plane crash.